How long does shipping take?
Orders are processed within 1–3 business days. Delivery to the United States usually takes 7–15 business days after that. Shipping is free on every order.
Will my order arrive before Christmas?
Orders placed by early December usually arrive in time for Christmas, but holiday carrier delays do happen, so we always recommend ordering early.
How do I track my order?
Once your order ships, you'll get an email with your tracking number. See our Track Your Order page for help.
What size should I get?
Our sweaters use US sizing and fit true to size. For a looser, comfier fit, go one size up. See our Size Guide for more tips.
Is the design printed on the sweater?
Yes. The funny design is fully printed on a soft sweater, so it's comfortable to wear all day at parties, the office or anywhere else you want to get a laugh.
Can I return or exchange my order?
Yes, you can request a return within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unwashed. See our Refund Policy for full details.
What if my order arrives damaged or wrong?
Contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund.
Can I cancel my order?
Yes, as long as it hasn't shipped yet. Contact us as soon as possible through our Contact page.
Is checkout secure?
Yes. Our store runs on Shopify and payments are processed by trusted, encrypted payment providers. We never see or store your full card details.
How can I contact you?
Use our Contact page and we'll get back to you within 24–48 hours.